Another Way Around Blog

hey ya"ll dunno bout you lot but this winter has really been dragging in and its slowly coming to an end,,, we hope.. Cant believe we are about at the end of january already just wish it was getting to the end of march and bike weather and roads were about here for anither season, getting close mind you.. Watched a good tv programme tonight,, yes i cannae believe it either but there is such a thing about the scottish mountains well munros with nick crain from the coast series,, really enjoyed it.. Got to say thanks to oor cousin George Gibson for HPI ing a bike for me today ,, cheers george and im glad its all ok..

The last two days have been spent cleaning out the atic in the house as we have just had a new water tank fitted and i kid ya not i must have shifted half a ton of cack to the tip,, where does all the shit come from.. Anyroads afore i forget thanks again mo for fixing the news page on the website,, very much appreciated from the lot of us ..

So for now im away to plan our distances for this walk wur dayin

The Daveeedofff

Well tommorrow night most scottish folks will be eatin a peice o wur national dish of HAGGIS, neeps and tatties with some words from the man of the moment thrown in for good measure.. Whether it be the full blown burns supper or yer haggis puddin supper oot o aldos wae broon sauce,, pay some respect tae the wee timid beastie ..
What a life the Rabbie boy hud ehh,, went all over scotland writing his famous words that we all still remember on the 25th every year,, a scottish hero up there with the likes of rob roy, william wallace and even archie gemmil a scottish great..

Well personally huv ye ever takin the time tae read some o his poems,, i will tell ye whit he must have been stoned oot o his tits tae cum up wae half o it.. He hud Wains just aboot in every toon in scotland,,wimen drappin thur drawers as soon as they seen him cummin,, trust me maiste o them that gave him the eye did,, he must have shagged mare birds than frank macavennie,, just imagine it way back,, “whaures o the birds” ma WEE, sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beastie..
So on that note raise yer glass and pay yer respects to wan o the scottish greats , Rabbie Burns

The Daveeedofff

Dodgy title that wan for all them desperate folks out there but what im meaning is far away from rodger ramjetting… Get your asses onto www.anotherwayaround.com amd get a look around as the site has all been updated thanks to Mo at Grafixation.. I shall definately keep mo informed as to what we are up to and gonna be up to so as the site stays fresh and again feel free to thank Mo at above or leave a post here ..

As for bikes my lot are still sitting looking real peed off in the garage but there is just no way i can get them out the garage for the bloody ice as its like a skating rink out there,, infact earlier im sure i seen that torvill and dean daein the bloody bolero roon lils motor.. The budge on the other haun appeared yesterday on is 8hunder gs looking like a frozen snaughter,, just out for a wee run he says,, nae bother budgie..

Anyways im away onto www.anotherwayaround.com cause somebody told me its a great site

Cheers The Daveeeedofff

About time Jim! I’m working on it and happy to do so. I’ll gi’ a nudge here every time I update the site.
Best
Mo

Thanks again mo and as i said before We Salute You

The Daveeedoff

Well folks its raining,, its been raining and guess whit the fanny heeds are putting out on the roads and the paths in torphy today,, black ash that looks like coal dust so ye can imagine the feckin mess.. Took dougal dog out a walk,, bearing in mind hes a westy and they are white,, well he bloody came back as a scottie ,, black as feckin night he was.. Thing is its no even the cooncil that are doing it,, they have contracted it out to other mentalists,, sorry tae tell ye this ya bunch a mong bairns but yer only three bloody weeks late,, its meltin itself,, Why o why dae wae pay this tax to the council..

Anyways im away back tae work

Daveeedoff

Forgot to mention this before now but got a great xmas present in the form of Nick Sanders latest offering Parallel Coast DVD and book.. He is going around the coast of our wee nation on his trusty R1 ,, great scenery and interesting places and well worth the purchase so get out there and grab a copy,, well recomended,, sounds like a trip that some of us loonies done not that long back

The Daveeedoff

Just a wee up-date on the homepage regarding whats happening.. I have contacted mo at Grafixation to see if she can give the homepage a makeover with all the new material i have forwarded.. It has nt been updated before this as i have nt sent any news to mo with work and the likes and please do remember this folks is that mo does and has done all our web page on our behalf for free and for that wee owe her and grafixation a huge gratification.. So hopefully in the next few weeks we shall have an up to date web page so keep yer eyes peeled folks and let me know what ya think and if any of ya wanna thank mo personally look up Grafixation and drop her an email

The Daveeedoff

Nope i huvny turned into phil collins with the above title but as im typing away here on my trusty ya ba daba doody lap top its pissin it down and guess whit its meltin all the snaw,, thank feck fur that,, could still be out on the bike by friday and that to me sounds like a plan.. Driving home tonight,, in the rain i add,, what comes my way but a huge gritter dumping loads more salt for all the rain to wash it away,, im not even going down the road commenting on the fraudsters that wee call the council that havent even had the decency to get back to me but thats anither story..

Off work tommorrow so im hitting the garage to move bikes about,, i might even start them all up and get high on the fumes while dreaming of summer sunshine and twisty roads ,, ye can always dream

Anyways im away tae watch Ali G,, see ye soon Daveeedoff

Leutenant Dann yer legs have gone,, what a movie,, i remember i went to see it when it came out at first and thought it was absolutely famtastic.. I thought it was that good i went to see it three times,, yeah sad i know.. I remember taking big barrell to see it when she wis oor on holiday and if i remember right she wis greetin,, thats wimen fur yeah ehhhh… What a soundtrack as weel,, if ya huvny heard it i would certainly recomend it fur yer eight track in the car,, from the doors to skynrd,, check it out..

Was through at sunny hamilton today at J&S looking for some new bike gear so we met up with the budge so it was off to the pub where we met up with netty for lunch.. Jenn bought a new pair of troosers fur her new bike thats on the way and its a crackerthats the bike and the troosers are no bad either.. Good store that J&S and have no a bad sale on at the mo so if yer lookin for some new gear get through there ..

Just got yet anither phone as my contract is up so they have sent me anither i phone,, everyone says the battery life is better than the 1st generation iphone,, pish,, its no better than my first one so if i wis you stay away from em..

Anyways people hope the lot of ye are well and takin it easy ,, hope this snow shit melts this week cause im gonna be taking a bike out,, like it or no i cant wait any longer,, this driving cars is utter crap…

Over and out for now The Daveeedoff

Not long in on this snowy saturday and i have just switched onto bbc 2 and there is a concert on with the king from 1973 at hawaii and i tell ya what he could entertain an audience.. Defo there will never be anyone ever as big as him,, not even whacko jacko was as big or even the beatles can come close.. Just wish i had been able to catch him in a gig,, that would be a definate show not to be missed.. Anyhoo long live the king

Afore i forget jen and me were through at carrick yamaha today looking at bikes and hells teeth they are ny cheap them yams nooadays,, the R wan i was looking at was sitting at £12439,, feck me thats dear,, who are they kiddin

anyways im away tae listen to the king The Daveeeedoff

Jenn and i were in edinburgh all day and it was bloody freezing and the place was packed out as it was a holiday.. Walking along princess street i have never seen so many beggers sitting about looking for money,, thing is i think around 75% of which were of a foreign nature which kinda pisses me off ,, have ya noticed as well that most of em smoke like lums and a lot of em have dogs,, whats that all about,, they struggle to feed themselves never mind the bloody dug ..

What also gets right on my tits is when youre walking about the city is these fuck wits in kagools that come up to ye with a clip board and start trying to tell ye how ye should give yer money to charities,, sign here on the dotted line for a direct debit and we will dae the rest,, get oot ma face ya student twat..

Still loads a snow lying on the ground here and it looks like theres more on the way,, at least we have nt had loads a rain for once ,, i have never seen a gritter here for at least two days and there is still no word back from the cooncil eejits regarding their standard of public services..

Hope the lot of ye are settling back into the pump and grind and getting right back into the routine ie groundhog day.. Cant wait to all this white shite melts and we get some kinda normality back up at work as this weather is slowing us right up..

Anyhoo im away tae watch the darts so see ya soon

The Daveedoff

yep dudeees hope the lot of ye a guid new year and ye didnae end up in a ditch some where,, that was ditch chaps not a bitch.. I had a kinda quiet new year but it was good apart from the telly,, personally if it was up to me i would have hud music playin as opposed to the shit that was on. BBC one had the usual crap only an excuse,, that programme is utter pish by the way,, same thing every feckin year,, i mean come on its no really hard to take the mince oot o fitba players is it,, especially in scotland.. Then its still game,, again jack and victor really need tae hing their bonnets up as yer show is played well oot .. Then the big finale,,, the hogmany show hosted by the ever thinning jackie (am a gingger) bird wae the usual folk as guests that most of us havney ever heard about.. Just wear a tartan skirt and sing a rabbie burns tune,, have a dram and eat yer short breed,, piss off..

So anyways wur into january the 2nd already and its still snowing here in downtoon torphy where i just seen a polar bear shaggin a penguin,, i kid ye not its that cold here theres they icy things hingin aff billy beemers honnle borrs.. As yet we have nt had any word back from the fanny heeds that we call the council regarding roads,, binns and pavements,, i have sent an email to each of the departments above to kick up a merry fuck but they have nt as yet replied,, mind you there still on holiday,, oh i forgot get a job with the cooncil and yer on a permanent holiday .. Trust me i will post any replies if i get any but lets face facts here they probably have a protocol for such letters,, Hey betty pass me the bit o paper wae the ten bestest excuses on it efter ye feenish yer fag and yur kit kat seen as yer on yer every 5 meeenute break ….. God sakes that lot need a red oot,, they remind me o politicians,, basically got a job for life, pension, can be as lazy as ye want and they willnae sack ye cause yer in the union,, bastards thats whit they are ..

Im so glad i have a 4x4 this year cause cars and beecraigs certainly just dont mix at all,, the amount of folks that have had to cancel tables in the last couple of weeks has been un beleivable due to the heavy snow we have been enduring and of course the really bad roads that haveny been getting treated cause the gritter drivers are all eating pies at the side of the road.. Dont know if ya know this or not but all yer local shops are running out of salt and thats true as most people are buying it up to spread it on their paths as they haveny any gritt in the binns that the cooncil workers are supposed to fill up mare than wance a winter,,imagine it next time ye go intae aldos in bathgate fur a bag o chips,, ye will have tae lick the path for yer salt,,

point to this story is please please forward yer letters of complaint to these over paid moany wingey bastards and let them know that their standard of service to their employer that being us is utterly unsatisfactory and we want answers as to why the above is as bad.. Get intae them folks ….

Any roads its getting near bike weather,,, yeah i know fecking ages but its getting nearer,, jesus im counting the days as im seek driving the motor about.. Had em all started up the other day, even my auld cb400 and my 56 sunbeam were up and running and i was so tempted to take one of em out aroon the village but it was just to damn slippy so that was that hit on the heed ,, petrol fumes galore i was as high as a kite,, hey man i just saw the marsh mallow man go by,, as jim morrison said in one of his songs,, let me tell about heartache and the loss of god,, wondering wondering on hopeless night,, out here in the perimeter there are no stars, out here we is stoned immaculate ,,yep feck knows where that came fe but there ye go..

Got a great new camera for my christmas so been trying it out the other day and the end result is fantastic,, its a nikon slr jobby with 13 mega orgasm pixels,, the buiss so daveeedofff is taking pictures of onyhin that moves so watch out..

So thats it for now people ,, again its a happy new year from me and

i will be seein ya soon The Daveeedofff

Reading this is the best laugh I have had for ages the tears were running down my cheeks - brings back memories of looking out the living room window and seeing the council workers working overtime sitting in their van eating pies!!! Absolutely priceless I don’t think “the Big Yin” could have done it any funnier!!!